“Looks like I’ll be smoking this blunt outside all by my lonesome!”
— famous last words
“My affinity is not conditional on reciprocation, but it is hard to maintain a certain level of interest when you get none in return.”
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“Women sense weakness like that; they don’t want to hear that shit. And they’re right, you know. They sense that you’re being a weak bitch. And they’re correct!”
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“This is a common illusion I create; it’s best to admire from a distance. Pursuit leads to disappointment.”
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That’s just it; it was merely a cruel, coincidental joke imposed by the universe.
Happens to me all the time.
”
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“If I’m going to be a failure then, at least, I will be a well-read failure.”
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